Join the Campaign to Draft Jay Leno as a Presidential Candidate!
Jay Leno would make a much better president than any Democratic or Republican candidate. That's why millions have joined the grassroots campaign to draft Jay as a presidential candidate.

Jay’s got what no other candidate can offer, the ability to make people laugh. His humor and insights on important issues show that Jay has the understanding, intelligence, and compassion to help Americans feel great about their country and themselves.

So join us and help draft Jay Leno as our presidential candidate.

Post-Debate Scorecard: Jay Ranked #1

An informal scorecard released today by the political website, www.WhoWontheDebate.com, showed the winner in last Thursday's Democratic presidential debate was not Hillary or Barack or even Joe Biden. It was Jay Leno.

The scorecard ranked all eight Democratic candidates based on the answers they provided to questions Thursday night, using entertainment value as the key criteria. Though Jay Leno did even not appear in the debate held at the University of South Carolina, 8 out of 10 survey respondents indicated they enjoyed Jay Leno much more than any of the other candidates.

"The results are most unusual," stated one of the survey's creators. "For a candidate who wasn't even there to outscore the rest of the field, says a lot about Leno's popularity. Or else it proves just how boring the rest of the candidates really are. In any case, we'll need to study this phenonomon further."

Unofficially, the debate entertainment value rankings are, from best (1) to worst (9):
1. Jay Leno
2. Mike Gravel
3. Joe Biden
4. Barack Obama
5. Hillary Clinton
6. John Edwards
7. Bill Richardson
8. Christopher Dodd
9. Dennis Kucinich

The scorecard results are not surprising to those of us at the Jay Leno for President campaign. For months, we've said Jay Leno is the best presidential candidate there is. As soon as he finds out about this campaign and realizes what a juggernaut it has become, things will really get exciting.

by S. Quinton Giggle

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