Join the Campaign to Draft Jay Leno as a Presidential Candidate!
Jay Leno would make a much better president than any Democratic or Republican candidate. That's why millions have joined the grassroots campaign to draft Jay as a presidential candidate.

Jay’s got what no other candidate can offer, the ability to make people laugh. His humor and insights on important issues show that Jay has the understanding, intelligence, and compassion to help Americans feel great about their country and themselves.

So join us and help draft Jay Leno as our presidential candidate.

The Top Ten Reasons Letterman Should Support Jay's Bid

Listen up Dave Letterman. Here are tonight's top ten reasons why you should support Jay Leno's bid for president:

10. Every vote for Leno puts Conan O'Brien further behind the eight-ball.

9. Once Jay's gone, Paul Shaeffer can pick up Kevin Eubanks for a song.

8. Dave will finally get first dibs on those idiotic Michael Jackson jokes.

7. Dave can trade-in his Big Apple digs for a place in beautiful downtown Burbank.

6. With Jay as president, Dave's barbs on the oval office can finally be taken personally.

5. Without Jay, advertisers will flock to Dave's show.

4. Hard-to-get guests will have no choice but to appear on the Late Night Show.

3. NBC will finally suffer for their decision not to put Dave in Johnny's place.

2. Jay might actually make a pretty damn good president.

1. Once Jay's president, people will have no choice but to watch David Letterman.

by S. Quinton Giggle

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