Join the Campaign to Draft Jay Leno as a Presidential Candidate!
Jay Leno would make a much better president than any Democratic or Republican candidate. That's why millions have joined the grassroots campaign to draft Jay as a presidential candidate.

Jay’s got what no other candidate can offer, the ability to make people laugh. His humor and insights on important issues show that Jay has the understanding, intelligence, and compassion to help Americans feel great about their country and themselves.

So join us and help draft Jay Leno as our presidential candidate.

Win Big in "Catchy Campaign Slogan" Contest!

Attention nifty wordsmiths and Rhymin' Simons: Enter the Jay Leno for President "Catchy Campaign Slogan" contest and win big, while helping America's favorite late-night host win the Oval Office.

Campaign organizers are sponsoring the contest to find the catchiest slogans to be used throughout Jay's run for the White House. The first place slogan will win an all expenses paid by you vacation to Las Vegas to see Jay Leno perform at the Mirage Hotel & Casino [tickets extra]. Second place will win a personal photograph with Jay Leno superimposed into the image. Third place will win a hearty e-mail of personal congratulations from Jay Leno for President campaign officials.

All winning entries become the property of the public domain and will be posted on this blogsite May 30, along with all other entries received (as space permits).

Contest rules are simple: In 7 words or less, write a catchy, unforgettable campaign slogan for Jay Leno for President. Slogans like, "All the way with Jay" or "Hey, hey, hey, vote for Jay" are examples of memorable catch-phrases that will keep Jay's candidacy continually on the minds and tongues of voters.

Please submit all entries in English no later than midnight, May 28, 2007. E-mail your entries to:

According to one unnamed political historian, catchy campaign slogans are a critical part of campaigning that modern presidential campaigns tend to overlook. "Slogans like 'Vote for Obama' or 'Hillary in '08' are very not catchy or original," he observed. "Kennedy, Nixon, Reagan, and other presidents could not have been elected without their catchy campaign slogans. I can't remember what they were now, but they were big then," he added.

As a totally grassroots effort, the Jay Leno for President campaign relies on its millions of supporters to spread the word about Jay. The "Catchy Campaign Slogan" contest is a great way to make sure every man, woman, and child in the nation remembers that Jay Leno is the man to vote for in 2008.

"We're certain Jay will absolutely love the "Catchy Campaign Slogan" contest once he finds out about this campaign," said Jay Leno for President campaign chairman Howard Lester. "Next to 'Headlines', it's one of the cleverest ways to gather funny material without spending a dime. Given our current campaign finances [$0], it also fits right in with our campaign spending plans."

by S. Quinton Giggle

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