Help Wanted: Campaign Junkies & Grassrooters

Now that the Jay Leno for President campaign is underway, we need the help of every campaign junkie and grassrooter who wants to see Jay in the White House. There are 25 other presidential candidates (15 of whom, according to Jay, claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby). Every one of those candidates will raise and spend millions on tv ads, websites, polling, and campaign consultants. Our goal is to raise $0 and spend even less, and still put Jay in the Oval Office.

How? By using the collective talent of Americans like you! Everyone with a computer has access to this blog, so every good idea for electing Jay has a place to be seen and heard. Who needs "Meet the Press" or "Face the Nation"? Blog us your ideas now. If you have special talents left over from some other political campaign, put 'em to work here.

You see, a grassroots presidential campaign is like growing real grass. You plant the seed, throw in some fertilizer, a little water, and watch it grow. We've got the seed (Jay) and there's plenty of fertilizer to go around in the form of all the bullsh*t that flies during a presidential campaign. As for the water, well, everyone needs water. The point is that if everyone pitches in and helps with Jay's campaign "lawn," it will grow thick and green, and will be ready for our first garden-parties in the spring. So much for political metaphor.