Jay Leno for President? Why not?

Not since the days of Pat Paulsen has there been such a hue and cry for funny man to lead the nation! The ground-swell of public support to put America's favorite late night host into the White House has been sweeping America. So we figured it was time for a grassroots campaign to draft Jay Leno as a presidential candidate.

Jay is so humble that he hasn't even endorsed our campaign, nor has he cracked one joke about it. What better proof that he takes the role of "Leader of the Free World" seriously? But we're awaiting his formal announcement and will post it here on this blog.

As a grassroots campaign, we're going to need all of the help we can get. We invite all Jay Leno fans and supporters of democracy to participate. Our shoestring budget currently consists of a shoestring, so we're turning to America's best and brightest minds (you) to feed us what we need to elect Jay president. Let the other candidates spend hundreds of millions to get their lies and empty promises out to the masses. We'll win by doing it the old-fashioned way, by word-of-mouth on the worldwide Web!

There's much more to come, so let us know how you want to help!