Jay Soars Above Political Fracas
The political fracas of the 2008 presidential race is in full-swing and candidates from both parties are haranguing each other every day, at every turn. With dozens of contenders and eighteen months until the election, the mudslinging is incredibly intense.
Yet one candidate, our very own Jay Leno, has remained above all of the derision and hogwash that pass as "spirited campaign talk" among his rivals.
Campaigning above the political fracas is an art that Jay has perfected in his years of late-night television. That's further proof that Jay's the only candidate for the Oval Office who has what it takes to really do the job. Night after night, Jay's humble demeanor seems to belie the very existence of an active campaign for president. To millions of viewers, he appears unassuming and completely unaware that he's even running for office. This brilliant campaign strategy allows him to focus his total energies on entertaining people and making them laugh. Jay's monologues, loaded with shrewd and funny observations about his challengers, hammer home the subtle message that Jay Leno, and not those other guys (or Hillary), would make a much better president.
At the Jay Leno for President campaign, the freight-train of grassroots support is plowing ahead. Every day, millions more Americans realize that Jay is the best hope for true leadership this country has had since JFK. Even Jay's New Yauk accent is a welcome change! Whether Jay knows about this campaign or not, one thing is for sure: His skill at using what he knows to remain above the political fracas, while zeroing in on real issues and the laughs behind them, will make him the man to beat in the race for the White House.
Welcome to the Jay Leno for President campaign juggernaut!
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