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Disgruntled Republicans, Democrats Flock to the Jay Leno for President Campaign

With the 2008 presidential election still sixteen months away, a growing number of Republicans and Democrats are abandoning their candidates and are flocking to the Jay Leno for President campaign. According to inside sources, rapidly-spreading dissatisfaction with the current roster of candidates is turning many party-faithful supporters into non-supporters who, in turn, are joining the grassroots campaign to draft Jay Leno as a presidential candidate.
The huge spike in support of the Jay Leno for President campaign from Republicans and Democrats was observed over the past two weeks as their visits to the campaign's website nearly overwhelmed the web-host's system. "The volume was incredible," said Jay Leno for President campaign chairman, Howard Lester, "but fortunately we'd just upgraded to five terabytes of capacity and nearly a dozen new servers at our host-site. Even then, things slowed down a tad, but we tweaked the system and, I'm glad to say, everything's back up to speed."

The Jay Leno for President campaign site was already one of the hottest Internet destinations. The exponential increase in visits from Republicans and Democrats has further confirmed the popularity of the campaign to draft Jay Leno as a presidential candidate. But, it's also confounding the experts and consultants who are advising the major candidates of both parties.

"This is something no one expected," said one political campaign consultant. "Usually, Republicans and Democrats tend to stick by their party's presidential candidates right up until the election. Attrition of this kind is sure hard to explain, but, rest assured, we're spending plenty of billable time trying to figure it out."

"Perhaps it's the message," said another prominent campaign advisor. "I suppose people could be getting tired of hearing the same old promises without any hope that they'll be fulfilled. But we're going to stick to our original game plan of inane political rhetoric and redundant half-truths. That's always worked before and it'll work again, I hope."

Political analysts have coined a new name for the phenomenon of supporter attrition: Campaign Abandonment. "It's when the party faithful abandon their candidate, whoever it might be, to align themselves with an unacknowledged candidate," explained one well-known analyst. "Since Jay Leno has not yet even declared himself a candidate, the campaign abandonment that is spreading rapidly through both parties is even more acute. Can you imagine how bad it's going to get when Jay finally announces that he's running for president?"

To date, none of the Republican or Democratic presidential hopefuls have confirmed or denied their awareness of the Jay Leno for President campaign. Visits to The Tonight Show by Barack Obama, John Edwards, Joe Biden, Fred Thompson, and others have yielded no exchanges between the candidates and Jay Leno about the possibility of his running for president. Many believe this is part of Jay's overall strategy of allowing the candidates to "sink their own ships" by talking incessantly about themselves and their own self-absorbed agendas. The strategy seems to be working. And media analysts agree that every candidate interview with Jay Leno only confirms that Jay's the one with the brains and he should be the one in the race for the White House.

Both parties are trying to stem the mass defection of supporters to the Jay Leno for President campaign by pouring more money into retaining the dwindling number of supporters who are still interested in their candidates. "Thank goodness for people who are easily swayed by flashy, meaningless messages and multi-syllabic campaign blather," said an unidentified senior staffer in Hillary Clinton's campaign. "If we can hold onto these people, and can find a way to wrestle some attention away from the Jay Leno for President campaign, I think we can rebuild some reasonable support. In the meantime, we'll just spend more money to let people know we're still here and everything is alright."

At the Jay Leno for President campaign headquarters, things are definitely upbeat. "We're pretty gratified by it all," commented chairman Howard Lester, "and we believe the enormous influx of new support for Jay from Democrats and Republicans will continue to boost his appeal as a potential candidate."

"Though he still hasn't acknowledged this campaign to draft him, we're sure he's watching this thing very closely and carefully strategizing his next move. Whether that's to announce his candidacy immediately or simply continue to build silent support by being a 'non-candidate,' we're confident Jay knows what he's doing. The great thing is, that when he finally notices what a juggernaut this campaign has become, and then makes his big announcement to America, he'll be so far ahead of the others, no one will be able to catch him. That's the day we're waiting for."

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